"God is an imaginary friend for grown-ups." Ekki hugmynd hver sagði þetta.
"Well! Do You Believe Me, Or Your Lyin Eyes?"
- Jr Ewing við Sue Ellen eftir að hún kemur að bónda sínum í rúminu með ónefndri frillu
Rómverjar eru klikk! ~Steinríkur
Tjallarnir eru tjúll - Steinríkur
"Hvernig geturðu legið þarna í makindum eins og á Mæjorka?"
-Kolbeinn Kafteinn við undirritaðan í "Fangarnir í sólhofinu".
„What's the sense of changing horses in midstream?“
-Bob Dylan
"Kastið aldrei grjóti, því grjótið kemur alltaf á móti"
-Biblían
"Skódi ljóti spýtir grjóti, drífur ekki niðrí móti" - höfundur óþekkur
"I do believe Ariel Sharon is a man of peace" - George W. Bush í apríl 2002.
Með undarlegri öfugmælum er vér höfum heyrt það sem af er þessari öld.
"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron".
H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
Meiriháttar snillingur var hann.
"No running with scythes!"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time)
Hér eru nokkur vísdómsorð sem runnið hafa úr ranni Barða Hamars (e. Sledge Hammer)
Don’t knock the Jungle. Any place that gave the world Malaria can’t be all bad.
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Look, Cowboy Cody was killed by the most despicable devious vermin that exists...a wife.
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Oh Sledge, you don’t honestly believe that the networks are trying to turn people into mindless automotons do you?
Haven’t you ever seen Matlock?
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A bunch of women with a lethal warhead...just look at all the damage they can do with one creditcard.
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Inspector Hammer, they’re about to tow your car away.
What do you mean? That was a legal parking spot after I knocked the sign down.
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Do you know the whereabouts of ALL the criminals you’ve ever dealt with
Yeah. The cemetary.
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Hammer! You can’t solve everything with a gun.
But my bazooka’s in the trunk!
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Good masculine thinking Doreau, you’re losing more and more of your femininity every day...very attractive.
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Cops are supposed to use excessive force, not request it!
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What is it with people today? They’re treating me like I’m the lowest species on earth. Like I’m the latest Democratic hopeful.
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Captain: This is the most shameful occurrence that’s ever happened in my precinct
Hammer: How can it be worse than the time I busted the visiting pope for loitering?
Þetta var mjög ...
- Ólafur G. Einarsson við Baltasar Kormák
Frekari vísdómsorð Barða Hamars:
Now I may not read a criminal his rights, but at least I know how to read!
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If someone gives those kids proper guidance, they can do wrong for the right reasons!
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You onion sucking pizzaface!
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Aren’t you afraid of dying?
I don’t know. I’ve never tried it before.
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Enough vulnerability.
„Já Logi. Ég sé eld.“
Fréttamaður RÚV í símtali við Loga Bergmann í 10-fréttum sjónvarpsins í gærkvöldi (sagan segir a.m.k. að þetta hafi verið svona en eigi munum vér það).
„Láttu ekki slá um þig, þú gætir forskalast.“
Þetta rákumst vjer á í morgun og mundum þá allt í einu eftir þessum ágæta þræði er verið hefur dauður í nær eitt ár:
Things are more like they are today than they have ever been before.
- Dwight Eisenhower